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50 ‘Saturday Night Live’ Catchphrases We Say Now

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50 ‘Saturday Night Live’ Catchphrases We Say Now
1985

“That’s the ticket”

Uttered by Jon Lovitz’s pathological liar character, Tommy Flanagan, when he’d hit upon a particularly egregious whopper, this line was also Lovitz’s ticket to surviving the notorious 1985-86 “S.N.L.” season and sticking around for four more years.

1986

“Well isn’t that special?”

Even though she’s a fountain of catchphrases, the Church Lady is recognizable without even opening her mouth: All she needs are those pursed lips set hard to one side and she’s ready to start judging you. (Isn’t that convenient?) This Dana Carvey character, the host of “Church Chat,” came along at a perfect time for religious satire, when scandal-prone televangelists and their tingling nether regions were making national news. The Church Lady shot to popularity, but there must be someone who doesn’t find her chicken-winged Superior Dance funny … now, who could it be …

1986

“Choppin’ broccoli”

In addition to the Church Lady, Dana Carvey debuted another defining character in Season 12: Derek Stevens, a washed-up British singer-songwriter who’s antsy to “bloody score.” When he meets with record executives (Phil Hartman and Sigourney Weaver) and doesn’t have a demo as promised, he improvises — performing a song technically called “The Lady I Know” but that has gone down in pop history as “Choppin’ Broccoli,” a send-up of the ubiquitous self-serious rock-pop ballads of the 1980s. Carvey repeatedly revived Stevens during his “S.N.L.” run and even performed the song with a full orchestra on “The Tonight Show” in 2014. If the sight of the cruciferous vegetable doesn’t already evoke this earworm, we promise, it will now.

1987

“We’re gonna pump you up”

Hear me now and believe me later: Hans and Franz (Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon) came from a small village in Austria to host this weightlifting show.

1989

“Party on”

With a blast of cable-access graphics and furiously strummed electric guitar, “Wayne’s World” comes to you direct from Wayne’s mom’s basement in Aurora, Ill. At the sketch’s core are two best friends, Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar (Mike Myers and Dana Carvey), separating what rules from what sucks: Aerosmith? “We’re not worthy!” Julia Roberts? “Schwing!” Their manic slacker energy and guileless enthusiasm even propelled them onto the big screen — just don’t mix them up with their spiritual cousins, Bill and Ted, because that would be bogus.

1989

“Wouldn’t be prudent”

Dana Carvey’s George H.W. Bush is by many accounts the greatest presidential impression in the history of “S.N.L.” It somehow managed to seem realistic but abstract, savage and gentle, highly specific to this patrician Republican as well as a broad cartoon of all politicians. His first efforts at Bush, who did not present nearly as many obvious targets as his son, zeroed in on his attempts to act tough, but then as he kept doing them, Carvey got playful, becoming increasingly stylized in movement and language, pruning dialogue down, speaking in catchphrases (“Not gonna do it”), repeating them over and over, until they became half-enunciated mumbles. He came off like a politician so determined to say nothing that he’s veering into silence.

1989

“Touch my monkey”

Based, Mike Myers has said, on both a German waiter he once knew in Toronto and the avant-garde musician Klaus Nomi, the severe, turtleneck-clad Dieter was a talk-show host extraordinaire — if hosting means alternately ignoring your guests and screaming at them to pet your primate.

1990

“Wrong!!!”

Dana Carvey leads “The McLaughlin Group,” where the other panelists just can’t seem to get up to speed.

1990

“Don’t look at my bum, bum looker”

Mike Myers is Simon, a little English boy having his bath. Keep your eyes on his draw-rings, you cheeky monkey.

Molly Shannon on Kicking, Stretching and Getting Physical

It was never my experience that anyone was like, “OK, let’s get a character with a catchphrase.” I personally think that if you’re manufacturing a catchphrase, trying to push it, people will smell the lack of authenticity. When it’s organic and it feels real, people are going to latch onto it. It has to start with the depth of the character, and then the catchphrase has to fit in an authentic way with that character.

With the characters I created, I was just writing from myself, and sometimes I would just write stuff that was fun to say. [In the Sally O’Malley voice]: “I like to kick, stretch and kick!” It feels musical. Then I added a physical thing with it, and that was also fun. That’s a good thing because maybe other people can have fun saying it, too.

But I’m not really thinking all that when I’m writing it. I’m just thinking, This is fun.

You get an instant feel for when [a character or phrase is catching on] because you’re living in New York City, so people will come up to you on the street right away like: “Oh my God, Mary Katherine Gallagher! She reminds me of my sister! Oh my God, my cousin!” With Sally O’Malley, people started saying: “Could you leave my friend a message? She just turned 50.” I still get that constantly. I do backyard Sally O’Malleys for friends a lot, where I’ll wish people happy birthday doing the character.

I originally did Mary Katherine Gallagher in my stage show, and she was similar then: She’s trying out for something; she hopes she gets it; she acts out a little bit, and then she behaves very badly and gets sent away. But then she ends up getting the part, and she celebrates. My good friend Debra Palermo, who I grew up with in Cleveland, used to come to all my stage shows in L.A. where I did that character. She would always see me before my show and be like, “There she is, my superstar!” So I threw “superstar” into that first sketch with Gabriel Byrne for Debbie — to make her laugh because I knew she was watching.

That’s how not thought out it was. In the moment, I felt like saying it. And then it became a thing.

But what was so cool is I was writing from within. I’m writing an exaggerated version of how I felt as a little girl — anxious, accident-prone, hopeful, nervous, excited. It’s beautiful that when you write from within, people relate to it.

And again, it’s a word, and then it’s physical: It’s “Superstaaaar!” You feel an energy. You lift your arms up into the sky — who doesn’t feel good saying that? As a performer, I do it right now while I’m talking to you. I’ll never get sick of it. It’s joyful, celebratory, fun.

I’m so glad I got the job because “S.N.L.” is the one place where you can think of an idea Monday, write it up Tuesday night, and then it’s live on-air Saturday. It’s like a comedy school where you can just get your ideas live on TV. Where else would you be able to do that? Lorne created a place where comedians get to think stuff up and then produce their own sketches, and then develop it in front of an audience at dress rehearsal. So I just think the show was set up for [minting characters with catchphrases]. “Saturday Night Live” gives those characters life. — As told to Austin Considine

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