Detroit Lions’ James Houston Denies Crapping Himself During ‘SNF’ Game

Detroit Lions linebacker James Houston is adamant he didn’t go No. 2 on himself while on the field Sunday … saying the stain on the back of his pants was actually nothing more than some spilled sports drink.

Houston — the 217th pick in the 2022 NFL Draft — put all the speculation to bed in a late-night X post following Detroit’s come-from-behind win over the Texans … explaining the poop-colored marking on his white trousers was simply Gatorade.

“Ay yall,” he wrote, “I had sat on some Gatorade.”

But, according to Houston … there’s no problem here.

The 25-year-old actually had one of his best games of the season despite the whole ordeal … recording a sack in the 26-23 victory — so maybe the Gatorade mishap’s good luck?