Jon Stewart Isn’t Falling for Trump’s Golf Tournament ‘Win’

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President Trump declared on Sunday that he’d won a championship at Trump International Golf Club in Florida — not the first time he’d claimed victory at one of his own clubs.

Jon Stewart mocked Trump’s announcement with some well-placed air quotes on Monday’s “Daily Show.”

“Oh, he ‘won the tournament’ at ‘Trump International’? How did that happen?” Stewart said.

“This dude’s whole life, he’s like the Make-a-Wish Batman kid: ‘Hey, look at that, Donald. You caught all the criminals.’” — JON STEWART

“Nothing says celebrating a saint like watching a drunk guy put a plastic green hat on a police horse.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Interesting fact: St. Patrick’s Day was originally celebrated with the color blue, but they changed it to green because that is the color you get when you mix blue with vomit.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“What a spectacle in Times Square. Crews spent the afternoon dyeing all of the urine green.” — GREG GUTFELD

“They’ve been holding the annual St. Paddy’s Day parade in New York since 1762, before this was a country. The parade in Boston started 25 years before that, in 1737, back when Grand Marshall Mitch McConnell was just a teenage boy.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

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John Oliver explored the proliferation of sports betting on Sunday’s episode of “Last Week Tonight.”

John Legend will appear on Tuesday’s “Tonight Show.”

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