“Just as a general rule, nothing should change midflight, ever.” — TREVOR NOAH
“This would be like if a roller coaster decided to rethink its safety policies when you’re already on the ride.” — TREVOR NOAH
“That’s like being told halfway through a dinner party that it’s an orgy: ‘I wasn’t prepared for an orgy — I’m all filled up on dinner rolls, and I’m wearing the wrong underwear.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Bits Worth Watching
Pamela Adlon talked about the end of “Better Things” with Trevor Noah on Tuesday.
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
Natasha Lyonne, star of “Russian Doll,” will appear on Wednesday’s “Tonight Show.”